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- Jan. 30, 2005
- 4:04 p.m.
- Jan. 27, 2005
- 12:50 a.m.
Really, send me some freakin' documents...
- Jan. 24, 2005
- 9:34 p.m.
- Jan. 23, 2005
- 9:26 p.m.
- Jan. 19, 2005
- 11:48 p.m.
July 28, 2004 - sometime
Me and Mrs. Jones, Part the Sixteenth...
...wherein the plot gets thickened. I needed to cover up the fact I was going away fishing for a couple of weeks, with no way to access the Net. The plan was for U.R. to become gravely ill from infection after being bitten by a narwhal. I don't know where that came from, I just made it up, okay? So, playing along with the "illness" stalling tactic, U.R. sends along some alarming gibberish to Mrs. Kazeem. The mail is copied to Barrister Teddy, the original "Mrs. Jones" email address (that should stir the pot a bit) and Veronica, U.R.'s faithful nurse.
DCANT CSTOP TYPPNG IN CAPUITA;=LS BLAST MCHAINE
SUCIKS MY ASS
SUCIKS MY ASS
WAHT IS GOING ON WITH OUUYR BHOLOODY BUSHINESS
YOU MUSST NOW I ANMN AMJ AJM AM SICK BITT EN BY
NARWHAL WIHLE FISHING PRAY FOR ME
YOU MUSST NOW I ANMN AMJ AJM AM SICK BITT EN BY
NARWHAL WIHLE FISHING PRAY FOR ME
UR FORWUNYNE
- U.R. Forwunyne wants a doctor in the hizzouse
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