Here's a free picture of my band to help fill the empty spaces in your life.
Really, send me some freakin' documents...
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2004-01-25 - 5:13 p.m. Me and Mrs. Jones, Part the Second... ...wherein Mr. U.R. Forwunyne, now born of my boredom and mischief, attempts to come to the aid of a deceitful damsel in distress, via e-mail sent on the morning of Saturday January 23 2004. I had a much more elaborate response drafted, which I've shown to some of you, but I judged it to be too over the top too early; better to have some fun and play the fish. Accordingly, the chosen bait is simple, but shiny and hopefully irresistible to the inveterate fraudster Mrs. Jones - a passing reference to a "nurse", whose watchful eye the intrepid Mr. Forwunyne can escape only briefly at this juncture. I like the little hint of skepticism at the end, too. Data: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 08:04:27 -0800 (PST) Oggetto: RE: Your request for help Dear Mrs. Jones:
Please send me the information at once. I think I have some ideas for this business that are bursting to get out but I cannot write much now because my nurse will only be out of the room for awhile. She will not like that I write about this business anyway, she says it is lies. Please write soon. U.R. Forwunyne U.R. Forwunyne, fisher of men.
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