Here's a free picture of my band to help fill the empty spaces in your life.
Really, send me some freakin' documents...
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Jan. 26, 2004 - 1:18 a.m. Intermission ...wherein U.R. Forwunyne, sensing a perhaps puzzled silence emanating from Mrs. Jones' general direction, decides to try to determine where in the world Mrs. Jones ACTUALLY is. I spent some time fiddling about tonight with a neat (and free) utility I found on line called Visual Route, which allows you to trace the route that data packets travel to get from point A (in this case Mrs. Jones' computer, probably in an Internet cafe somewhere across the sea) to point B (the word toaster on my desk that I fearfully refer to as The Beast). I fed all the IP addresses involved into the program and although I'm not entirely sure how to interpret the numbers yet, I believe it shows that Mrs. Jones is either lying, or her "stroke sickness" has profoundly affected her awareness of her surroundings: to wit, she's either in Milan or Nigeria. There was no mention of Kuwait, where she claims to be convalescing. Here's one of the images I saved showing the route to Milan: Hmmm...1:55 in the morning and still no response from the suddenly laid back Mrs. Jones. Oh well, who knows what tomorrow brings? U.R. Forwunyne, technogeek chic
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